Why Target Pillows Are Being Stolen and Resold

You heard it here first: “purloined” is my new playful way of saying “snagged.” I’m only half-kidding. John actually walked by, read the title, and asked, “Purloined? Are you sure that’s a word?” That perfectly captures the mood of this little post — a bit silly, a bit cheery, and definitely excited about a recent find. We’re juggling a few projects right now (details coming soon), but wanted to pop in and share what we recently purloined at Tar-hay.

To be clear: purloined can mean anything from “acquired by any means necessary” to “stolen,” but we paid for these like responsible, taxpaying adults. I couldn’t resist a pair of patterned gray velvet pillows that looked just right for Karl. At about $24 each (and a small discount from my Tar-hay card), they’re not bargain-basement cheap like the $2.50 pillow I once found at another big box store, but they’re a great size — roughly 18 inches — and have a velvety texture and subtle pattern that feel much more elevated than typical mass-market pillows.

What I love most is how they read as textured tone-on-tone gray rather than a loud, overly busy print. That sophistication makes them perfect layering pieces for our soon-to-arrive sectional, which I’ve affectionately nicknamed The American Dream. The idea is to use these pillows as a quiet base and then layer in bolder colors and patterns so the overall look stays interesting without becoming chaotic. Think of the gray pillows as the neutral foundation that lets brighter pillows, art, curtains, and accessories really sing.

Of course we’ll mix in pops of color — brighter pillows, a few patterned pieces, some artwork and window treatments — because I don’t want a room that’s all-gray. The textured gray pillows are just one element in a broader plan to balance calm, high-end texture with lively accents. They’re the kind of thing that can sit back and play supporting role to more statement-making items, yet still read like a thoughtful, cohesive choice rather than an afterthought.

Price-wise, I’m treating these as a modest splurge: not as pricey as the luxury versions I drool over in high-end showrooms, but definitely an upgrade over typical big-box basics. In my book, that means style satisfaction without the sticker shock — a Glass-half-full approach to decorating. If they don’t look right once we place them on the sectional, no big deal: we’ll return them and keep searching. That’s the beauty of testing pieces in your space before committing.

Psst: “No harm, no fowl” — yes, that’s my new playful twist on “no harm, no foul.” Use it, and spread the word.

Psssst: Did I mention I’m in a weird mood? There’s something about small, unexpected moments of whimsy that keep decorating fun. Stay tuned for more updates on the sectional, styling choices, and other finds as we shape the room into a comfortable, layered space that feels both lived-in and thoughtfully curated.